Thursday, April 2, 2009
Pluto- What Have they Done?
As Founder, President, and Supreme Galactic & Benevolent Ruler of the RPTPSI (Return Pluto to Planet Status Initiative,) I implore all of you solar system preservationists to help me return Pluto to Planet status.
What did Pluto ever do to deserve being disgraced and demoted in status? Nothing!
This is a high crime against solar system integrity and we will fight to our last breath to see that Pluto is returned to it's former status. The evil Kuiper belt propentisists have unconstitutionally snuck in this travesty of justice.YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT CONSPIRACY THEORIES?
It is our stated belief that a celestial body, orbiting the sun, with THREE MOONS is indeed a planet.
This is a very SLIPPERY SLOPE they tread. The next thing you know they will be eliminating INDIGO as a color in the visible spectrum. STEP FOREWARD before you too are Plutoed because it is only a matter of time.THINK ABOUT IT!
I will be accepting donations via Pay Pal in the near future.
The Supreme Galactic & Benevolent Ruler,
The Celestial Frog
P.S. We will be holding a tureen dinner in the church basement Saturday at 4 PM. Bring a covered dish and your own table setting.